Thursday, November 17, 2005

All Blogged Up and No Audience to Show

So here it is my first blog post, and where's my audience? Well, that's really my fault isn't it, as I haven't publicized this blog at all really. Oh sure, that will change to some extent as I let people know about the updates to my website, but its not really my intention to go making a big deal about my web log. Why? Well, because there's a zillion blogs out there. Everyone babbles on about the little things of greater or lesser importance in their life. Others do as I'm doing here and babble on hypocritically about the pointlessness of blogs. So really I'm not contributing anything new and amazing to the sub-wonderful land of Blog, so there's no sense in promoting it.

The point of my blog, as some of the better blogs are, will be to let my friends and family around the world and maybe the occasional stranger know what's going on in my world, and since I'm not where ever they are to voice my usual heavy handed opinion on all things trivial and grand, let them know my thoughts on everything and anything going on in the world...or at least in mine. Oh wait, that's what some of the worst blogs are about. Oh wait, that's what all blogs are.

The thing I find interesting about blogs, corporate or private, news spewing, or opinion ranting, is that they often try to present themselves as offering some new perspective on things. We live in a world where, in the UK at least, the most popular song requested by the departed to have played at their funeral is "I Did It My Way" and yet I look around and most of the people spend their time making sure they and everyone else is doing it the same way. Heck if you really did it your way, then pick a more original song...or at least record your own version of the song yourself to be played at your funeral. Sure it might sound awful but at least there'd be some honesty to it. Anyway, my point is that there are very few ways to truly do something original, short of just falling into a completely anarchical mode of existence, which ironically enough, has been done plenty of times by plenty of others and now too is quite unoriginal.

So the not-so-short of it is that I'm not going to try to dupe anyone into thinking I'm presenting anything original here. This may have been more original back in 1998 before the world of blogs when I posted rants of my own and the feedback from others that it generated on my website, and had I had the programming savvy or such friends with some ambition (programming knowledge and ambition are hard combinations to find) I may have been ahead of things. But instead I'm just here trying not to be bitter, contributing to the pointless babble that gluts the internet.

You'll find, in the future, all the same sorts of things here that you'll find on any other blog; opinion flavoured rantings, pictures of family and friends and myself, snippets of news, with the occasional interesting link, bad grammar, made up words and of course postings from others containing much of the same. So that's why there's no hard sell, that's why there's no great promotion. You may find my blog of interest, which I hope you do, long rambling as it may tend to be from time to time, and if you don't, thanks for stumbling by just the same. Post a comment, come back and check for a response, and maybe even once and a while we'll pretend like we're contributing something special to the world.

17 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah! what he said

5:21 PM, November 21, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't wait to read your next one....
Hope you add some pictures.

9:13 PM, November 22, 2005  
Blogger Linton said...

Thanks, though I find your anonymity suspect.

9:48 AM, November 23, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whose the first anonymous?

2:58 PM, November 23, 2005  
Blogger Linton said...

Um... what part of "anonymous" is confusing you?

12:52 AM, November 24, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well if you seem to suspect the second anonymous, then just perhaps you also know who the first one is???? Somewhere in there was a bit of sarcasm!!!! Turkey. Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!!!!!! Watching Macy's Parade or do they have a big parade down there that you're going to watch?

8:26 AM, November 24, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just so you know... I went on Internet Explorer and looked at this site just to see whether there'd be a gazillion popups (There weren't) but your picture does not appear on your profile area. It's x'd out. Just thought I'd mention it. Works fine in Safari.

3:53 PM, November 24, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So since you are going to be Rude and not answer anonymous comments...I will sign this fourtee8spec :-)
How's that?

10:37 AM, November 26, 2005  
Blogger Linton said...

Much better.

10:10 PM, November 26, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow! Do I ever like how the Links page works. Very cool.

9:55 AM, November 27, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So my question is...Did Todd make it onto an episode of LAX. The storyline of missing a Thanksgiving weekend flight to see his girlfriend in Holland because of insane traffic sounds good to me. Better than all the "You can't board the plane because you got so plastered in our bar" and then listening to all the abuse the drunks shower on the various LAX staffers.

5:11 PM, November 28, 2005  
Blogger Linton said...

Didn't that show get cancelled just because it was lame like that. Oh and by the way. You really should post your comments on the "comments" link associated with the story you are commenting on...or people might just ignore it. Just so you know. There are a lot of blogging snobs out there.

10:24 AM, November 29, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We need more long rambling blog posts, please keep it up =)

4:00 PM, December 16, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

im the real Anonymous

4:59 PM, December 16, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude... I accidently visited the site ... it was changed... like the BRAIN part and the Pix area but have mixed feelings on how your graphic page is set up.. your roving eyes are cool though... I like the way you go cross-eyed when the cursor is over your nose.. Anyways I check out your blog and there's stuff to read about your life ie: news that you had a job with LA Times and the FSM (Yes you turned me onto Pastafarianism)and everything else... Ok there wasn't that much else but... you never write anymore... I miss you man.

I changed my email address so i guess I owe you an email first cos my old one expires in about 8 days...

Peace. Love. Pasta.

9:09 PM, February 17, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Y'know if I did have a choice to have a song played at my funereal that I had previously recorded just for said occasion I think I'd choose "I Can't Smile Without You" by Barry Manilow. Why? Because I'd think it make people laugh and because it has the phrase "I can't live without you..." in it and I think that would be both funny and creepy..

5:02 PM, February 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Dude... Just thought of something... please do not use the previous post as some sort of last will & testament.

"You see! Alex did want this at his funereal! But since we can't seem to locate the recording he MUST of have made we've hired this weird homeless guy who does a scary impersonation of him to sing it LIVE during his wake!"

Okay, can't promise I'll never record a version of "Can't Smile" but can promise that I don't REALLY want it played at my funereal.

Unless of course I actually put it in a will in the future (never say never).

(Starting to wonder if I need my own blog....)

8:41 PM, February 20, 2006  

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