Random Thoughts Volume 1: Dragon Size
So it occurs to me that the general idea of dragons as being giant elephant + size monsters seems a little ridiculous. Like an elephant then, you'd think they'd be a pretty obvious thing to spot and they'd have been recorded in history as having been something truly real as opposed to something of legend. I think the truth of most breeds of dragons, if they were (are?) real, is that they were more likely much much smaller. Many depictions of St. George and the dragon, show a relatively small wyvern, being not much larger than St. George. That got me thinking about present day nightmares, like mountain lions, or even something larger (but still tiny compared to dragons)like grizzlies or polar bears. These critters are sporting claws and teeth, and could easily kill a person in one quick swipe. Now imagine something cougar-sized, sporting not just fangs and claws, but spines, and horns, can spew fire or noxious gas, and on top of all of that might be capable of flying. Even at half my size that would be freakin' scary and if you did survive would probably seem quite larger in memory than it actually was. I think a knight and his horse would be lucky to survive an attack by something the size of a mountain lion, so any knight telling you that they've slain something the size of a house is full of crap...I mean, aside from them telling you that they're a dragon hunting, armour wearing knight, that is.


4 Comments:
Ok, so you mention grizzlies, which are much smaller when on all fours than when standing. What if your tiny little mountain lion sized dragon were like that. Cat sized when on on all fours but freaking huge and scary when it's up on it's hind legs, tail a swinging. It would seem very horse sized then, wouldn't it?
And! what if it's neck were really stretchy? Huh? Ever thought of that?
I think you can forgive any references to size if the beast ACTUALLY BREATHED FIRE.
"So there I was, riding through the enchanted forest when this flying iguana flew by and belched fire at me..."
"Iguana? Man, you where all freaked out by a flying iguana?"
"Yeah, but it was BREATHING FIRE dude!"
"Oooooh ... all freaked out by a farting iquana with a lighter..."
"Did I say Iguana? I meant to say Monitor Lizzard... but bigger, with a longer tail.. with spikes on it... and wicked smart too... It was quoting Chaucer!"
"What kind of Monitor Lizzard?"
"Komodo Dragon... yeah it was a flying Komodo Dragon... but bigger by twice... and faster by like 12... the force of the wind as it flew by nearly swept me off my horse..."
"Oh, well that's better then... So you killed it easily without much harm to yourself?"
"'Natch"
Just so we are clear on what i meant the message here is:
All guys lie about size
As all knights (Joan of Arc being the exception) were guys the stories of dragons, giants, sea monsters, ogres, yeti etc... are mostly exageration of events that were probably perilous to begin with but sounded better in the retelling with some litterary enhancement.
Please refer to any conversation you had with your Uncle Bubba regarding that fish that got the better of him that one summers day at Lake Wannalandabiggun.
We try not to talk about Uncle Bubba.
But an interesting point has been made. I wonder if all of the various monsters of myth are known to us but by their far less embelished selves and what that parralel list would look like....
ie.
Kraken...giant squid
Jackalope...jackalope
Kyre Banorg...rabbit
or something like that.
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